"The Top 10 Things I Plan To Do While In Toronto"

#10. Finally use all the Canadian coins I have that U.S. vending machines reject.
# 9. End every sentence I speak with the word "eh?".
# 8. Visit the "Full House" wing of the Dave Coulier museum. (Not a real museum)
# 7. Go to bars, introduce myself to women by saying, "Hi...I'm Steve Nash."
# 6. Get drunk and get into a heated argument about why U.S. bacon is better than Canadian bacon!
# 5. Join a Friday night curling league.
# 4. Get into the habit of saying "aboot" instead of "about".
# 3. Find out why the beaver is Canada's national animal.
# 2. Give Canada long-overdue thanks for giving us Keanu Reeves.
# 1. Apologize for not knowing that "loonies" in Canada are actually 1 dollar coins, not crazy people.